This time last year I was unemployed, broke, and suicidal.
Today, I just got the keys to my first house.
Give it time.
Needed this today
My name is Mistress Monster. I make picture imagines and confessions and I also write imagines.
Anything perfectly acceptable except for boyXboy, because I'm not good at writing that, and sleeping with dead people. I will not make them go against their life choices so don't ask. Be specific in what you want if you want longer imagines.
Am I laughing at the misfortune of a band?…. Yes.
Do I feel bad about it?…. Hell to the fuck no.
Why?… Because hell hath no fury like a woman wronged.
there are people in the fandom who can
- write fanfictions
- draw fanarts
- create gifs
- think of theories
- edit stuff
and then there’s me
But there’s you, who
- Read our fanfictions
- Like/Reblog/Commission us for our fanarts
- View our gifs
- Support our theories
- Are amused by our edits
You are just as important as the rest of us.
And now it’s down to 2.
Karma is a bitch isn’t it hunty.
Anonymous said: Females actually don't orgasm on their first time in sex. A little fact of the day :)
oh well, i don’t care
Where is the research for that? If you have a knowledgeable partner that spends more than 2 minutes on foreplay having an orgasm during your first time is definitely possible. The reason most women don’t have an orgasm is because they are not as aroused as they should be before starting penetrative sex and it makes it painful causing a snowball effect that just ruins everything.